you oughta know...

I’ll remain the team snack mom who reprimands your child for not saying “thank you” when he grabs chips from my bag. I’m the one who will make your son eat his vegetables when he’s at my table (and you will be shocked when I tell you that he gobbled up asparagus which he never eats for you). When your kids visit, I will ask them to lower the TV if it’s too loud because no, I’m not going in the other room.